Quit the shooting and the bombs, the election is about me, Donald Trump!

While spewing his hatred for the usual scapegoats and the press, Donald Trump blew his top at the Oval Office with a small number of staff present.

"Who do they think they are? The guy shooting the Jews and that pipe bomb guy! I am the one that will punish foreigners and keep jobs here and all that stuff. Leave it to me!"

Staff were silent.

"And the election is about me! Not Cruz, not Pence!"

More silence.