President Trump Will Give You Stuff

With real wages going down the entire time that people were getting jobs in 2017 and 2018 and health care not quite yet "repealed and replaced", the President and his advisers have decided to give you stuff!

What do you folks want?
Man: More 2020 hats.
Trump: You've got it. There are 300 boxes waiting at the exit gates.
Man: Healthcare!
Trump: You've got it. We will repeal and replace this week.
Man: Congress is not in session.
Trump: We'll do a resolution on Twitter and then when we have all the seats in the Senate, in late November.
Woman: Tax cuts. I had to spend the first 500 I got on health insurance.
Trump: You will all get 200 dollars tomorrow. I'll sign the order today.
Teenager: A rural hospital in Western Nebraska. I'm driving my grandma to chemo two hours every week cause I don't have a job and I have the time.
Trump: You've got it. I'll send a mobile army hospital and you can be there as grounds
keeper and in charge of disposal of body parts.
Young girl: Can you stop making fun of people? My mommy is mad and my dad voted for you and now they fight all the time cause dad is not making windmills anymore.
Trump: Why? Why is he not welding?
Mom: You cut the funds for wind power.
Trump:...