Brett Kavanaugh has a note from his Mom!

Supreme court justice candidate Brett Kavanaugh was leafing through his famous calendar,

when a piece of paper fell out. It was a note from his mom to somebody. It seems to give him a perfect alibi for the whole summer:

Now all he has to do is bring this to the attention of the FBI. The disgusting Democrats might still go after him in 2019. His mom was very brave to write the note, but of course it was in 1982. Now Brett is a little worried. If they impeach him later and interrogate his mom, the Clintons might make her "disappear," like they have done to so many others.

Democrats may seize on the wording, though. How did mom know in 1982 to address a note to the FBI?