Daughter's Boyfriend Paints!

Newark, NJ -- Bill Nixon (58) discovered that his daughter Mary's boyfriend is not a comic after all. "She keeps telling us of the night clubs and comedy clubs they go to in New York, so I just assumed imperssionist meant comic."

Mary had to explain to him that he is in art school on a scholarship and does not need to work, not even as a comic. But Bill then offered to buy him a set of air brush paints, so he could make some money detailing his 68 Chevy or some motorcycles for his friends. "Don't be silly, daddy, he does not do commercial art, not yet anyway. He will probably teach art in high school."