Chapel Hill, N.C. -- In a tight race to replace Senator Bob Belushi, who resigned in a scandal, Democrats are hoping to take advantage of the situation that put Republicans in shame, as hypocrites with no real morals.
But just to be sure, they have located a Vietnam war-hero who fathered five
children in a loving marriage, but destroyed his testicles in a freak
motorcycle accident in the 1990s. But he remains active, hunting, fishing and
"Al is a perfect candidate. Sunday school teacher, lawyer and moderate
liberal. Never divorced."
His opponent has the same qualifications, but also testicles.